As November 5th, 2020 comes and goes, you trump supporters may feel lost. Confused. Directionless. Not sure what to do with all the fiery energy Hair Hitler whipped up in you. Well, here are some things you can do to get back on your feet now that your precious wannabe-dictator has been tossed out on his ass.
1 - get a better job
So you're a trump supporter. That probably means your job is something extra shitty, like construction, or truck driving, or fracking. Something that utilizes the low intelligence you have.
Now that you can't rely on the Republicans' promises of bringing back the coal industry to keep you warm at night, it may be time to develop a new set of skills for once in your pathetic life. Learn to code. Go back to college (when Biden makes it cheaper for everyone). Read a book or two or three. There are a lot more options out there than the shitty stuff your grandfather did for 23 cents an hour and no worker's union to protect him if he lost a limb.
2 - sell your guns
I mean, since Big, Bad Biden obviously wants to take them anyway, might as well get some money for them, right? Guns are going for a premium right now, and you'd be stupid to think that you need to hold onto yours to protect against some tyrannical government or whatever.
Here's the tea: the government is already tyrannical, and they could squash you like a redneck bug if they had half the mind to. Your little AK-47s aren't gonna do shit. So just get rid of them, and cash in for a big payday.
What do you do with all that money? Well...
3 - Find a mistress
A liberal one, of course. This article is about bettering your life, not falling back into shitty old habits.
A mistress is going to give you the structure and discipline you need to get your life back on track. Easy to find on sites like NiteFlirt, a mistress will tune herself into your sexual and emotional needs and make sure you get off in a way that makes you a truly better person.
That, and she'll punish you for all your years of cheering for a racist cheeto with a face. Lord knows you deserve a lot of that, too.
4 - learn to suck dick
If you don't already know, there's no time like the present to learn! Every guy should know his way around a cock, and not just his own.
Look. Former President Blond Toupee doesn't give two fucks about the LGBT community. He's left people like me disenfranchised and shat on for years. Now it's your turn to give back, and you can do that with your precious little mouth.
It's illegal to exchange money for sexual services, but if it wasn't, YOU should be paying gay guys for the privilege of blowing them. Just as Goddesses and Mistresses deserve tribute, guys who actually allow trash like you to touch their cocks deserve compensation.
And you deserve to be on your knees, making up for every shitty thing you've ever said or thought.
5 - Volunteer for black lives matter
If you've supported trump, there's no WAY you've supported the Black Lives Matter movement. Honestly, that's pretty fucking shameful. White silence is violence, and we're all complicit in making sure every American - not just the racist white fucks like you - has a chance at a fair, just life.
Listen. I know your type. You scream "ALL LIVES MATTER" and "THIN BLUE LINE," then you go off to PornHub and search for the biggest BBC you can find, drilling away at a white woman. You're a hypocrite. You're scared. You're afraid of being emasculated, and you're worried that the whole country is finally seeing for the first time that black people are worth more than your sorry ass is.
So make up for your indiscretions by donating time and money to BLM charities and bail funds. HERE is an article listing over 100 different places you can donate to. Use some of the money left over from your sold guns and your new liberal job to do it. And, if you're a pussy who still hasn't done either of those things, you can still help out by volunteering your time. There's no excuse not to be a better person.
6 - apologize
That's right. This is the biggest one: APOLOGIZE.
Apologize for being a bad person.
Apologize for supporting a fascist.
Apologize for being an ignorant slut, more concerned with your own orgasm than other people's lives.
You can't take back the things you've said or done, the money you've donated, the feelings you've hurt. But you can try to move forward from it.
Look. Some of you may be irredeemable. But if you were, you probably wouldn't be reading this article.
You may be a scum-sucking little toad with half a brain and less than half a dick, but that doesn't mean it's too late for you. That doesn't mean you have to go through the rest of your life simping for donald fucking trump, of all people.
Don't let him own your cock. Let a smart, beautiful liberal mistress do that.
To start off on your journey, try apologizing to just one person. It could be a friend. A family member. A stranger.
Hell, it could be a phone sex operator who specializes in hearing out these kinds of apologies.
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