Politicial Kink - what it is, and why we like it

“Yes,” Donald whispers, grinding back against the alpha’s member. “I need it, Vladdy, please.” 

Vladimir’s restraint snaps, and he roughly grabs Donald’s love handles, yanking him back to meet each gyration. Soon he is pounding into the omega with bruising strength, chasing that slick heat. Before long, after so much time apart, Vladimir feels himself heading for his climax, and knows Donald will be close also. 

He growls, mind heady with the scents of their lovemaking as they rock against the presidential desk. 
(Read more: Commander in Heat by Anonymous on archiveofourown.org)

Oh, yeah. People are getting off to donald "I don't capitalize his name because he doesn't deserve respect" trump. And to Vladimir "Vladdy" Putin. And to Ben "facts don't care about your feelings" Shapiro. And more...

The phrase "political kink" seems like kind of an oxymoron, doesn't it? After all, who would possibly think that the electoral college is sexy? Who wanks to a law bill? You can't get a blowjob to the sultry tunes of the first presidential debate, can you?

I'm Leftist Libbie, and I'm here to tell you: oh, yes you can.

Politics and sex are more tied up than a senator in a motel room. You may not think it, but as it turns out, the moral compass that informs how we vote also informs who we sleep with, or how we sleep with them. I mean, think about it...

We live in a world where #BBC and #BLM can trend beside each other.

We live in a world where women like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortes and Kyrsten Sinema and (Madame Vice President) Kamala Harris can inspire outrage and hope and fear and arousal and more all at once, all by virtue of being unflappable Strong Liberal Women.

We live in a world where someone with a penis wearing a dress can either be a political statement or a way for some loser to get off.

It's all connected, whether we like it or not. You can tell a lot about a person based on who they voted for and what they like in bed. It's the ultimate litmus test of our time, figuring out if the sissy faggot in the Black Lives Matter panties is a liberal or a conservative.

So, if you've come to my site, you're probably wondering, "Do people really get off on this shit?"

Abso-fucking-lutely, they do!

Just ask one caller of mine, who realized that his racism stemmed from his fears of sexual inadequacy compared to black men. We talk frequently about how he needs to get reamed by the "big black dick of progress" to repent for his past sins!

Or take another caller, who, under my guidance, has decided to transition from conservative Jewish man to liberal pagan woman. Talking with a political dominatrix is literally life-changing!

What else do you talk about with a political dominatrix? Here are some of the conversations I've had...

• Fun bets - Which sub has the smaller dick? Loser pays $10 an inch!
• Religious talk - I get a lot of priests confessing THEIR sins to ME!
• Liberal commiseration - Fellow liberals, shoot the shit with me about how much the GOP fucking sucks!
• SPH - Did you know conservatives usually have tiny penises?
• Chastity - A man thinks best when he's locked up
• Reparations - Your money and your effort are best spent on me & my pet causes
• Political crushes - Lemme guess. You wanna kiss AOC's shoes, don't you?

...and more! Really, you can talk to a political dominatrix like me about anything you want! I don't always put my politics in kink, but I always put kink in my politics.

That about wraps up the introductions. Now that you know what it's all about, why don't you give me a call on NiteFlirt? New customers get 3 free minutes with me...