You're curious about your natural brand. It's okay. Everyone is. But there's one barrier that's still stopping you from trying it out: the taste. What does semen taste like? Can you make it taste better? Lemme see if I can't answer that for you...
So, you wanna drink your own cum. Let's just get that out of the way. That's why you're here, isn't it? You've always been into CEI videos online - or maybe audios, like the one I made recently - and the thought of it makes your dick hard and your hands shake, but you've never crossed that line.
I'm Leftist Libbie, and I'm here to tell you: more men should be drinking their own cum!
Yeah! It's radical, but I've never shied away from being radical before, so I'll say it. Loud and proud. More men need to be gulping down their own baby batter!
Why? Well, let me let you in on a little secret…
Men who drink their own cum?
Alright, so I've convinced you it's worth giving it a shot. But what should you expect? And what can you do to make the experience all the more pleasurable for you?
How does cum taste?
Here's the bad news: the natural taste of cum isn't always the best. It's been described as bitter and salty by people who've tasted it, and I'm inclined to agree.
But the good news about its natural taste is that some guys actually prefer it. That's right! Some men think that the way they cringe when they taste their own brand is actually an integral part of the experience.
Why? It's humiliating. It's uncomfortable. It reminds you of your place. All things that any good sub would be happy to experience.
But let's say you're a little selfish. You want to improve the taste somewhat. What should you do?
Change your diet
That's right, the best - and easiest - way to change the taste of your spunk? Change what you eat! Certain foods make your sperm taste sweeter, cutting down on that bitterness. Other foods do the opposite, making it taste much more bitter.
So, what foods should you stay AWAY from?
Eating more delicate, sweeter foods will sweeten the taste of your cum.
You should also consider putting the kibosh on smoking and alcohol, which can also affect your semen's smell and taste.
I know, I know… It's hard (wink, wink), but it's worth it if you want your brand to be a little less tear-inducing.
Now for the fun part: what foods should you binge right before that all-important jerkoff session?
So you see, eating more delicate, sweeter foods will sweeten the taste of your cum, making it all the easier to lap up like the horny little dog you are.
Now, what are you waiting for? You should eat your new diet for at least a few days before you want to taste your cum, which means you'd better get started now!
Want something to listen to while you get off? I made an audio for all you cum-drinking Republican losers out there.
Or, if you'd rather speak to me live when you do it, you can sign up for NiteFlirt and get 3 free minutes… The choice is yours.