How do I describe Jeff? Let's start with the safe stuff...
He's a pilot. He's 45. He has a pretty little wife around my age (so, half his) that remains blissfully unaware of his... spending habits.
What are those habits? Well...
...the type of habit that lets me do THIS!
See that? That's a receipt for the donation I sent in to the DC chapter of Black Lives Matter. All on Jeff's dime!
I met Jeff less than a month ago, and in that time, he's coughed up more than $1,500. Isn't that fucking wild?! All because he loves the way I spend on liberal charities.
(Well, and my dates with my big Black boyfriend... But that's a story for another day. ;) )
In fact, Jeff loves it SO much that he can't help but SCREAM "Black lives matter!" while he talks to me for $20 a minute on NiteFlirt and jizzes into his whiteboi hand! He hears me laugh at him every time he gets off, and you can, too, if you learn how to pay up for a liberal Goddess's attention.
This is what liberal dominance looks like... Being drained dry while a SJW laughs at you and forces your money into the hands of far more deserving people.
You want it, don't you? Well, you're going to have to do a better job than Jeff to keep my mind on you... Go ahead. Tribute me to get my attention, and we'll see if you gave more than pig-bitch Jeff did.
He's gonna $end even more once this is published, aren't you, Jeff? So go on... Better try and play one-up so I can laugh some more!